英语幽默 | 诱导性的提问

Leading questions
诱导性的提问

Teacher: Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老师:比利,C-A-T拼出来是什么词?

Billy: Don't know, sir.
比利:不知道,先生。

Teacher: What does your mother keep to catch mice?
老师:你妈妈用什么逮老鼠?

Billy: A trap, sir.
比利:捕鼠夹,先生。

Teacher: No. What animal is fond of milk?
老师:不对,不对。什么动物非常喜欢喝牛奶?

Billy: The baby, sir.
比利:婴儿,先生。

Teacher: You stupid! What was it that scratched your sister's face?
老师:你真笨!是什么东西抓破了你妹妹的脸?

Billy: My nails, sir.
比利:我的指甲,先生。

Teacher: You're putting me out of patience! Do you see that animal in the yard? then tell me, what does C-A-T spell?
老师:你真叫我生气!你看院子里是什么动物?告诉我,C-A-T拼出来是什么字?

Billy: Kitten, sir.
比利:Kitten(小猫),先生。