英语幽默 | 父亲的亲笔签名

Father's John Hancock
父亲的亲笔签名

Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
老师:汤姆,你没把你的考卷给你父母看,对吗?

Tom: Yes, I have, sir.
汤姆:不,老师,我给他们看了。

Teacher: But I can't find your father's John Hancock on the papers at all.
老师:可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。

Tom: Here, sir. (showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)
汤姆:在这里,老师。(向老师展示手臂上的鞭伤)