伍迪·艾伦单口喜剧 | 胸袋里的子弹 Bullet In My Breast Pocket

Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket.
几年前,我妈妈给我一颗子弹……一颗子弹,我把它放在我的胸袋里。

Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible outa hotel room window, hitting me in the chest.
两年之后,有一天我正在大街上行走,有个发了狂的福音传道者从一家旅馆的窗户里扔出一本基甸版的《圣经》,正好击中我的胸部。

Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
要不是有了那颗子弹,《圣经》会当胸穿透我的心脏。

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