英语幽默

英语幽默 | 谁的爸爸是最强壮的?

2020年7月9日

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
维尔和比尔为谁的爸爸更强壮而争吵不休。维尔说:“你知道太平洋吗?那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

英语幽默

英语幽默 | 理应如此

2020年7月7日

"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.
“谢谢——是男朋友送的,来,洒些试试。”她说着把瓶子递给我。

英语幽默

英语幽默 | 迟到的原因

2020年7月6日

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?