英语幽默

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。

Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
老师：汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你父母看，对吗？

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?"
一位老师问班上的学生：“公牛和母牛在田里”这个句子对吗？”

One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。

"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've make someone glad yesterday."
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就让别人高兴过。”

小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托弗·哥伦布这个名字后面老是有（1451-1560）这几个数字，老师，请您给解释一下好吗？

Teacher: Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老师：比利，C-A-T拼出来是什么词？

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。

"Just do it," insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。

Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学．