
英语幽默 | 雨伞
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall
一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall
一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里
Herman says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
赫尔曼说,“我知道,但不是一个,而是成百上千个!”
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
“等等,”那位顾客咆哮道,“另外一个龙头同样标的是C。”
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
最后,来了位油漆匠,自信能调出那种颜色。富婆对他做的活非常满意,油漆匠于是一举成名。
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的优点是:我很帅,我的缺点是:我帅的不够明显。
Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly.
老师:我只能读通你的一篇作文,可另一篇实在是糟透了。
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.
念中学的时候,我对自己的身高非常敏感。
"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."
“我会告诉她,”妈妈说,“我保证这次她不会吵闹了。”
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.
老师给同学们讲了一个小故事,说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳,横渡三趟。
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
父亲:我曾许诺说,如果你考试及格就给你买辆小汽车,可你却没通过考试。你上学期一直在干什么呀?
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