英语幽默

这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？”

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.
妈妈：小东，看你的袜子一只长，一只短，你肯定穿错了。

海湾战争期间，我妹妹珍妮买了一面美国国旗，她请房子的维修工，一位越战的老兵给她竖一根旗杆。

吉米住在伦敦，几个月前他开始游泳。他喜欢游泳，并且他经常跟他的妈妈去他家附近的游泳池，在那儿游泳一两个小时。

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。

化学课上老师讲解溶剂与溶质的关系：“一定的溶剂只能溶解一定的溶质。比如说，你吃了一碗饭，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已经饱了，你还能吃下去吗？”

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗？”

With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen.
因此他用最后一点力气，翻下床，爬到楼梯那，下楼到了厨房。

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。

Young hopeful: "Father, what is a traitor in politics?
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？”

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the dentist says I have no cavities."
小男孩看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother.
有位青年发现无论带哪一个女孩回家，总会遭到母亲的反对。