英语幽默

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
维尔和比尔为谁的爸爸更强壮而争吵不休。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗？那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要送你一件什么生日礼物吗？

"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.
“谢谢——是男朋友送的，来，洒些试试。”她说着把瓶子递给我。

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。

Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
老师：汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你父母看，对吗？

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?"
一位老师问班上的学生：“公牛和母牛在田里”这个句子对吗？”

One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。

"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've make someone glad yesterday."
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就让别人高兴过。”

小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托弗·哥伦布这个名字后面老是有（1451-1560）这几个数字，老师，请您给解释一下好吗？