英语幽默 | 他只是在喝醉的时候才这样

Only when he's DRUNK
他只是在喝醉的时候才这样

A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir," says the cop. "You, were going 60 in a 50." "No, l wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!" says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing a seat belt," says the cop. "Yes, I was." "No, you weren't," says the wife. "SHUT UP!" says the man, really angry. "Ma'am," asks the cop, "is he always rude and violent?" "Only when he's DRUNK."
有个男人开着车,车里坐着他老婆。一位警察让他停在路边,对他说:“先生,你在限速50的路上开60。”“我没有。”他老婆说:“你是开那么快。”男人生气地说:“闭嘴!”警察说:“你还没有系安全带。”“我系了。”他老婆说:“你是没有系。”男人非常生气地说:“闭嘴!”警察问:“夫人,他一直是那么粗鲁和野蛮吗?”“他只是在喝醉的时候才这样。”

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