英语幽默 | 他爱吃巧克力曲奇

He loves chocolate chips
他爱吃巧克力曲奇

An old man was laying on his bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chips. He loved chocolate chips more than anything else in the world.
老头躺在床上,只能再活几个小时了。突然,他闻到了巧克力曲奇的味道,他最爱吃这种饼干了。

With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen.
因此他用最后一点力气,翻下床,爬到楼梯那,下楼到了厨房。

There his wife was baking chocolate chips. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"
他老伴正在做巧克力曲奇。他拿了一块正想吃,这时手背被老伴用木勺打了一下,“放下!”她说,“这是葬礼上用的!”

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