英语幽默 | 一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
瘦男人说他更礼貌,因为他总是向女士脱帽致意。但是胖男人说他更礼貌,因为无论何时他起身给女士让座,总是能让两位女士都坐下。