英语幽默 | 千万不要把钥匙留在车里

An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock.
上星期二,一位老太太外出购物。她来到了一家银行,看见门口附近有一辆小汽车。一个男子下车进入银行。她朝车里面看了看。钥匙插在锁里。

The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank.
老太太拿起钥匙,跟着那个人进了银行。

英语幽默 | 千万不要把钥匙留在车里

The man took a gun out of his pocket and said to the clerk, “Give me all the money.”
那人从口袋里拿出一把枪对职员说:“把钱都给我。”

But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keys in his hand and said, “Young man, you’re stupid! Never leave your keys in your car: someone’s going to steal it!”
但是老太太没看到这一切。他走向那个男子,把钥匙放进他的手里说:“小伙子,你很愚蠢!千万不要把钥匙留在车里:有人会把它偷走的!”

The man looked at the old woman for a few seconds. Then he looked at the clerk—and then he took his keys, ran out of the bank, got into his car and drove away quickly, without any money.
那个人看了老太太几秒钟。然后他看了看职员——接着他接过钥匙,跑出银行,上了车,没抢到任何钱就赶快开走了。