英语幽默 | 你从没见过大海,对吧?

Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour or two.
吉米住在伦敦,几个月前他开始游泳。他喜欢游泳,并且他经常跟他的妈妈去他家附近的游泳池,在那儿游泳一两个小时。

英语幽默 | 你从没见过大海,对吧?

He was six years old last week, and his mother said, “You swim quite well now, Jimmy, but you’ve never seen the sea, have you? Your father and I are going to take you there on Sunday, and you’re going to swim in the sea. It isn’t cold now, and it’s much nicer than a swimming-pool.”
上星期他六岁了,他的妈妈说:“现在你游泳很好了,吉米,但是你从没见过大海,对吧?星期天你爸爸和我要带你去那儿,你要在海里游泳了。现在不冷,那比游泳池好多了。”

Jimmy’s father and mother took him to the sea in their car on Sunday, and they stopped at the side of a small harbour. Jimmy got out and looked at the sea for a long time, but he was not very happy. Then he said to his mother, “Which is the shallow end?”
星期天,吉米的爸爸和妈妈开车把他带到海边,他们在一个小海港的旁边停了下来。吉米下了车,望着大海好长时间,但是他不太开心。然后他对他的妈妈说:“哪一头是浅的呢?”