And I was not in the army, in case you were wondering. I was in the canine corps.
Strange story, when I was young, I wanted a dog,and we had no money, we were very...my father at that time was a caddie at a miniature golf course in Brooklyn, y'know.
I couldn't get a dog, 'cause it was too much, and they finally opened up in my neighbourhood,in Flatbush, a damaged pet shop.
They sold damaged pets at discount, y'know, you could get a bent pussycat if you wanted, a straight camel, y'know.
I got a dog that stuttered.
When the cats would give him a hard time, he would go "B-b-b-b-bow wow", y'know.
He'd turn all red, y'know. We wanted to send him into the army, but the papers got crossed up, and they got me instead of him.
I was in the canine corps for two weeks. Me and eleven dogs was the outfit. Taught me how to heel.
Sergent was a little mexican hairless, y'know.
I was not in the regular army. I was classified '4P' by the draft board, we went to war, I'm a hostage.
我没参加过正规的军队，我被征兵局划入了“4P”（按美国的义务兵役制“Selective Service System”，被划入“1A”的可以参加任何兵种，而“4F”则因身体、精神、或品格上的原因不能入伍。伍迪在这里虚构了个“4P”等级显然是想说明自己倒霉到家了。）一类，如果爆发战争，我能充当人质。