When I was little boy, I wanted a dog desperately, and we had no money. I was a tiny kid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog, 'cause we just didn't have the money, so they got me, instead of a dog - they told me it was adog - they got me an ant.
And I didn't know any better, y'know, I thought itwas a dog, I was a dumb kid.
Called it 'Spot'. I trained it, y'know.
Coming home late one night, Sheldon Finklestein tried to bully me.
Spot was with me. And I said "Kill!", and Sheldon stepped on my dog.