伍迪·艾伦单口喜剧 | 我的爷爷 My Grandfather

Wanted to flash this watch, I flash it all the time.
一直想炫耀一下这块表,我总是拿它来炫耀。

It's my antique pocket watch, and it makes me look British, and I need that for my analysis.
这是我的古董怀表,它让我带有英伦风范,这在我做心理分析时很需要。

It is a gorgeous gold pocket watch, however, and I’m proud of it.
这是块精美的金质怀表,而我很自豪我拥有它。

My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
我爷爷临终前躺在床上把这表卖给了我。

My grandfather was a very insignificant man.
我爷爷是个很微不足道的人。

At his funeral, his hearse followed the other cars.
送他出殡时,他的灵车跟在其他车子后面。

It was a nice funeral, you would have liked it, it was a catered funeral.
那是个很不错的葬礼,你们也一定会喜欢,是个包办了食物的葬礼。

It was held in a big hall with accordion players, and the buffet table was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
那是在一个大厅里举行的,还有人演奏手风琴,食品桌用土豆色拉复制成逝者的模样。