英语幽默 | 死于肝癌的人80％都是喝酒的

Wife: You see. According to the statistics on the paper, 80％ of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80％都是喝酒的。

Husband: It's okay. To my investigation, all these people eat meals.
丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100％都吃饭的。