Wife talking to her husband (who reads the newspaper all day): "I wish I were a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day."
妻子对整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说：“我希望我就是报纸，这样你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."
丈夫说：“我也希望你是报纸，那样的话我可以天天换新的。”
