英语幽默 | 睁一只眼，闭一只眼

A: What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做？

B: I'll open one eye and close one eye.
B：我会睁一只眼，闭一只眼。

A: How kind you are!
A：你太善良了！

B: No, I'II shoot him!
B：不，我要射死他！