英语幽默 | 如何拒绝男孩

How to refuse a boy
如何拒绝男孩

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
男孩:我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?

Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money。
女孩:你不如直接把钱给我得了。

Boy: Can I have your name?
男孩:可以告诉我你的名字吗?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?)

Girl: Why? Don't you already have one?
女孩:为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?

Boy: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours。
男孩:我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。

Girl: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours。
女孩:我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。

Boy: Is this seat empty?
男孩:你旁边有人吗?(直译:这个座位是空的吧?)

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down。
女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
男孩:我好象以前在什么地方见过你?

Girl: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore。
女孩:是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。

Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
男孩:这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?

Girl: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
女孩:抱歉。这个周末我头疼。

Boy: I think I could make you very happy。
男孩:我想我能让你非常快乐。

Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
女孩:是吗?你是说你要离开?

Boy: May I hold your hand?
男孩:我能牵着你的手吗?

Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
女孩:不用了,我自己能拿的动。

Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
男孩:我们以前有过一两次幽会吧

Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
女孩:肯定只有一次,我从不会犯两次同样的错误。

Boy: I'd like to call you. Your number?
男孩:能告诉我你的电话号码吗?

Girl: It's in the phone book.
女孩:在电话本里。

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