英语幽默 | 世界上最大的

The biggest in the world
世界上最大的

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?

Peter: Well, well… eyelids…
彼得:这,这……眼皮……

Teacher: What? Eyelids?
老师:什么?眼皮?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得:是这样,老师,因为只要我闭上眼睛,眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。