英语幽默 | 谁的爸爸是最强壮的?

Whose father was the stronger?
谁的爸爸是最强壮的?

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
维尔和比尔为谁的爸爸更强壮而争吵不休。维尔说:“你知道太平洋吗?那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"
比尔不屑地说:“那没什么。你知道死海吗?那是我爸爸打死的。”