英语幽默 | 和母亲一样的女孩

A girl just like mother
和母亲一样的女孩

No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her."
有位青年发现无论带哪一个女孩回家,总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说:“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”

So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:
于是这位青年人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女孩。

"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother. And just as you said, mother liked her."
他对这位朋友说:“正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮,甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。正像你说的那样,我母亲喜欢她。”

"So," asked the friend, "what happened?"
“那后来呢?”朋友问。

"Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her!"
“没什么,”青年人说,“我父亲讨厌她!”