英语幽默 | 我没有蛀牙

No cavities
我没有蛀牙

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the dentist says I have no cavities."
小男孩看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家:“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised, "It's impossible—you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!"
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛:“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力吃完,而且从来不刷牙!”

Then the boy opened his mouth—he had not a tooth left!
这时,男孩张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了!