英语文摘

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. 

What falls down but never breaks?

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart.

What is the end of everything?

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?