You are too late
你太晚了
On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
在公共汽车上，有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
英语幽默 | 你太晚了
