英语幽默 | 一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,还在办公室里放了古董作装饰。

Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
一天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板,这位年轻人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖,开口就是高价。

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
最后,他挂上听筒后问进来的那个人:“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事,我是来给你开通电话的”。

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