英语幽默

小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托弗·哥伦布这个名字后面老是有（1451-1560）这几个数字，老师，请您给解释一下好吗？

Teacher: Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老师：比利，C-A-T拼出来是什么词？

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。

"Just do it," insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。

Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学．

She looked sternly at her own mother, the grandmother. "I'm surprised at you, mother!"
她板着脸看着自己的母亲说道：“妈，您让我感到很诧异！”

有一个年轻人到他女朋友家，对女友的父亲说：“伯父，请您把女儿嫁给我好吗？”

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室，还在办公室里放了古董作装饰。

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料马提尼酒。

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”